VA Raptor
Recap by Karen Savell, Frosty Ballin'
Well, the crazy weather managed to clear up just in time for all of us to squish our cleats into the muddy mess for the final games of the regular winter season. (Mudball!!!!! Yeah!!!!). I'm betting not one person went home clean! Even though the rain cleared out, Brian Neal of the Frosty's wasn't taking any chances. He showed up donned in swimming trunks, goggles and arm floaties! You can never be too prepared... That would have been REALLY cool if he ran the bases wearing flippers... ;)
The Chubby Gangsters and the Frosty's decided to share the same side of the field... just cuz. We can mingle if we want to, alright?! Mud mingling is IN! :). The Frosty's got 2 runs in the first few innings while the Gangsters were struggling. Both teams managed to hold on to the wet ball pretty well. Speaking of which: Kudo's goes to Adam Henry of the Frosty's for hanging onto the ball at first base because everytime the ball was flung to him he received a free mud facial! (great for the skin, ya know...) I'm sure that happened to Nick Anderson of the Gangsters as well. Good job, you guys! The Frosty's kept up the pace and scored 2 more runs, whereas the Gangsters could only bring in 2. It was a fun game of mud-slinging! The final score was 4-2, Frosty's favor...
Frosty's finish 4th over all for the season with a record of 6-3-1!
Interesting end of the season Frosty stats:
Kicker with the highest average: Adam Henry with a KA of 0.833 (15 of 18) and an OBP of 0.850 WOW!!!
Kicker who ran across home plate the most: JP Wilkinson with 10. Holy Moley!!!
Kicker with the most runs kicked in: Frank Council with 9. Whoa!!!
Kicker with the most home runs: Frank Council with 2. Daaaaannng!!!
Kicker with the most sacrifices: Lorraine Adkins with 9. Woohooo!!! The Sacrifice Queen!!!
It must be pointed out that David "Peacock" Chappell has officially lost his title since he didn't peacock any balls since the 2nd game of the season, but sources say he wants to keep it anyway. He DID however have a sister "hatch" in right field as Lorraine "Peahen" Adkins bounced one off the boobs in the final innings of the game. The torch has been passed!
Andrea Hoffman reports that Adams face feels as soft as a baby's butt and recommends mud facials for all men. She said she would be more than happy to throw mud at anyone's face who would want one.
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