Situation Sears Ballsagna

     Well, what did you expect?? Yep, that's right.  We got a butt whoopin' and that's alright.  We learn from it and move on. No big deal...*sniff*
     The Situation started off strong as usual and got 2 runs in.  Already, Ballsagna was having a tough time making accurate throws to first and that would be our downfall. Ben Ottman and Andrew Lowell tried their best keeping the ball in front of them but they just couldn't hold on. Luckily right fielders were backing up and throwing them in quickly.  Ballsagna tried to retaliate in the kicking game but only a few made it on base.  And only one player got to 3rd and that was none other than Nikki LeBlanc!  Yep, she's back! She made her debut to Ballsagna in style! Welcome back, Nikki! Other than Ballsagna's Lisa Fabila getting walked, she may have been the only lady to get on base in the entire game from both sides, but don't quote me on that...Sitch pretty much held the top, middle, and bottom of our line up.  A--holes!
     With Jimmy Wilcox, Gene Efird, and Manny Anderson in the infield for Sitch, NOTHING got through.  Which always sucks for the other side....but it's fun to try anyway! Mike Harvey, Mark Thompson, Jason Wieszek (I before E, except after C....yeah, that's right), John Vrooman, Ben, and Andrew all got a shot at playing their best in the infield.  They did really well, actually, but against an elite team and with calls not quite going our way, it turned into a flop.

 Jason Wieszek bringing the heat.

     In the 3rd inning Sitch scored another 5 points to seal the deal for a 7-0 win.  That 5th inning was full of action. A catch was made on a kick away fly, then with one out a single was kicked to bring Gene to 3rd base. He evaded a tag that "passed cleanly below the dong"[-Ian Fluke] and hit the base ref for a dead ball, but it wasn't called so Jason picked it up and tagged him out in the back before he reached home plate.  The play was called back when it was over.  The next kick was made right behind 2nd base where short stop Karen Savell,  the Silent Killer, made a sliding catch to hold runners on first and second.  Then the next kick was made a little further behind second where no one could catch it, but Joe Stumpo rushed in and grabbed it on the bounce to tag the crap out of the runner coming into 2nd for the final out.  Thankfully, and luckily for him that tag wasn't on the dong because I'm sure he would still be in the fetal position in the middle of a soccer field. Yeouch!

So thankful I don't have a long dong...

     Trying to scratch their way into the game for some runs, Ballsagna went at it again in the kicking game.  Andrew Lowell kicked a bunt and ran his butt off to first but the catch was dropped.  The 1st base ref saw that the ball was dropped and called him safe.  Home ref overruled and called it a controlled ball before the drop. After some confusion and discussions with people shaking their heads in disgust, poor Andrew was escorted off the field in tears. After the game, 1st baseman Frank Council admitted that he never had control over the ball. Dag Nabit!!!  Can't catch a break. Andrew is gonna need therapy after this!
     I can't remember if Jeremy Edge did anything, but I'm sure he wants to see his name in bold so here it is: Jeremy Edge  Alright, alright!  He did something like kick 2 for 2 or some silly stuff... in fact the top 7 kickers of the Sitch got on every dang time.  I hate you all. Get ready for a big raspberry! PPPPPPPPPPPptttttttttttttt!!!!!!
     In all seriousness, it was a fun game.  I always enjoy playing against them and watching them in action.  They always make it look so easy...but I still hate them....
Ballsagna FACE!!!!
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