Thursday, January 29, 2015

Top 10 Quotes Overheard From VA Raptor Opening Week



Last Saturday, the 4th season of WAKA VA Raptor kickball opened up with some harsh conditions. Temps in the high 30s, light precipitation, and muddy slop everywhere made for an interesting first week. For those who survived the 2 hours of kickball, they earned the free beer at Stillwater afterwards.

Truffle Shuffle's Chris Peaden e-mailed the GMOT this week to share the top 10 quotes that he overheard last weekend.

10. I thought the rain was done... holy sh*t!!! Is that ICE?

9.  I promised myself last year that I wasn't doing this again.

8.  It's official... I can only feel 1 toe now.

7.  Player 1: Wow your hands are warm!
Player 2: Yes, I've had them down my pants.

6.  Anybody got any whiskey??

5.  Did you just pour ice cubes out of that cup? Who the hell brings ice on a day like this?

4.   Kickball?? More like Brickball!!

3.  Yeah... sliding into 2nd... not the best idea I've had.

2.  Holy shit, it's cold!! This doesn't make any sense!!! I can't believe I paid money to do this!!!!


1.  I sure hope these game balls are inflated to WAKA specs.

I already can't wait for Saturday to do it all over again! 

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