Week 3 Gambling Lines

Back by popular demand, here are the week 3 spreads. Make your picks in the comments below. Anyone who correctly picks all 9 games, will receive a free pitcher at Luckie's next week! 
NOTE: This is not to be used for actual gambling, because you know, that's illegal, and we wouldn't want that. Plus, I'm pulling the majority of these lines straight from my ass. 


#5 5 O'Clockers (+0.5) vs. #3 Chubby Gangsters (-0.5)

The Gangsters have started this season on fire. Their undefeated record is going to be put to the test against an explosive Clocker team. 

#4 Just For Kicks (-1) vs. #7 Rumspringa (+1) 

These two teams have probably had the toughest schedule to start the season, and are hungry for their first win. 


#6 Jagernauts (-6.5) vs. Off in the Corner (+6.5)
Off in the Corner has had a tough time figuring out their defense. Teams have been scoring all over them, which is why this is one of the higher lines of the night. 

The beautiful Dottie Wood stands on 1st Base.

#10 Foul Balls (+1)  vs. #9 Chicken Tetrazzini (-1)

These two teams will both be hoping to stay in the top 10 of the coaches poll. 

#7 Moose Knuckles (-2) vs. Jiminy Kick-It (+2)

JKI looked like they are picking up the game very quickly, while the Moose Knuckles have kickball pundits everywhere asking, 'Where did these guys come from?" 

#2 The Emperors Club (+1.5) vs. #1 Vicious & Delicious (-1.5)
A showdown between the league's top ranked teams. The VIP offense will be looking to awaken against a VD team that has been very impressive early on. 


Battlestar Ballsacktica (-4) vs. Saved by the Balls (+4)
Battlestar Ballsacktica exploded for 9 runs in week 2 against OitC, while Saved by the Balls struggled against the rookie JKI squad.  


New Kickheads on the Block (-0.5) vs. Jiminy Kick-It (+0.5)
The NKotB offense was hanging tough against the Foulies last week. The key for JKI will be their ability to defend the Kickheads speed and power. 

#1 Vicious & Delicious (-10) vs. #10 Foul Balls (+10)

Don't expect much mercy from VD, especially if their 7:30 game doesn't go as planned. 


UPDATE: Unfortunately, we had no pitchers to give out this week, as no one got less than 2 wrong. The Jagernauts inability to cover the 6.5 run spread killed everyone's picks. And for everyone who bet against the VIPs? Ha!

(Winners vs. the spread)
5OC
JFK
OitC
CT
JKI
VIPs
BB
NKotB
VD