Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Week 2 Gambling Lines

The Clockers' Jeff Pauley had a great idea today on facebook, when he suggested posting a weekly look at hypothetical spreads for each game. So, I thought about it, and since I'm already in a Vegas frame of mind, decided that sure, this could be fun. Let's give it a shot...

NOTE: This is not to be used for actual gambling, because you know, that's illegal, and we wouldn't want that. Plus, I'm pulling the majority of these lines straight from my ass.

#5 5 O'Clockers (-1.5) vs. #7 Rumspringa (+1.5)
After the loss of Troy Southall for several weeks, the Clockers have to be considered the favorites for this matchup.

Saved by the Balls (-0.5) vs. Jiminy Kick-It (+0.5)
Thought about making this a 'Pick Em' because there are a lot of question marks with each team. Decided to make SbtB the slight favorite though since they have a little bit more experience than JKI.

New Kickheads on the Block (+2) vs. #8 Foul Balls (-2)
The Foul Balls are 2-0 and in first place. They deserve to be favored against NKotB, but not by too much.

Bud Light Pounders Consumed Tonight at Luckie's: Over/Under 350
How about a special prop bet, just for the hell of it?

#6 Chubby Gangsters (+1.5) vs. #4 Jagernauts (-1.5)
The Gangbangers looked good in week 1, but they'll face much stiffer competition this week (and I'm not just referring to Kim Merritt after popping a viagra pill).

#9 Chicken Tetrazzini (-1.5) vs. #10 Moose Knuckles (+1.5)
Chicken Tetrazzini won't be able to use the blog as underdog motivation this week. They are the favorites against the rookie Knuckles.

#2 The Emperors Club (-5) vs. #7 Rumspringa (+5) 
The VIPs looked good in week 1 against JFK, while 'Springa looked like they were still knocking the rust off against VD.

#4 Jagernauts (-3.5) vs. #10 Moose Knuckles (+3.5) 
The experience and depth of the 'Nauts should see them through tonight.

Battlestar Ballsacktica (-3) vs. OitC (+3)
Making the Battlestar 3 run favorites has less to do with their week 1 performance and more to do with Off in the Corners'.

#1 Vicious & Delicious (-1) vs. #3 Just For Kicks (+1)
I think this will be a close and competitive game that could go either way. But if I had a gun to my head, I'd have to lean towards VD.


So there you have it. Make your predictions in the comments below, and anyone who predicts all 9 games right, will win a free pitcher at Luckie's next week!

**Update** No winners this week, but we'll do it again for week 3. Look for the lines to be posted by Saturday.

13 comments:

  1. Looks like you got your signs backwards for the Nauts-CG game there, Brent. I'm assuming it was an oversight. You couldn't actually be picking them to win, right?

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  2. here goes nothing...5O'Clockers; JKI; FB; CG over Jager(obviously I'm going to pick my own team); CT; Jager (over MK); BB; VIP; VD...(I'm taking that comment very personally Joe...CG/Jager game should be a push, Brent!)

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  3. Noelle's picks:
    5 O'Clockers
    JKI
    FOUL BALLS
    MORE than 350 pounders
    JAGER
    MOOSE KNUCKLES
    VIP
    JAGER
    BATTLESTAR BALLSACTICA
    VD

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  4. Alright I'll play:
    Clockers
    Saved by the Balls
    FB
    We better have over 350 or I won't have much to write about next week
    Jager (over CG)
    CT
    VIPS
    Jager (I'm picking my own team of course but I won't be surprised if it goes the other way)
    VD

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  5. BTW, I hope this goes without saying, but I'm trusting that anyone participating in the picks would not use their referee powers to influence the result of their games... We don't need any Donagheys in the league. It's just a pitcher of beer, right? Haha.

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  6. The Jiminy Kick Its are gonna win by 2 runs. Its gonna be close but were gonna take it.

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  7. Now this is my kind of game! We gonnna be techincal and do this with the spread or straight up?!?! Here goes straight up...

    Springa
    Saved by the Balls
    Foul Balls
    Over 350
    CG's
    Camel Toe's...I mean Moose Knuckles
    VIPs
    Jager
    BB
    VD

    Personal consumption at Luckies...OVER 5

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  8. Haha. Nice. All picks are against the/with the spread.

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  9. Okay I have no idea what the numbers next to the teams mean ... obviously I don't gamble ... but here are my picks

    Rum
    JKI
    FB
    Under 350 (teachers are back at work ... although not sure that this matters ... that may be over 350 :) )
    CG
    Moose (they have our favorite catcher ... TRAITOR)
    VIPS
    Jager
    BB
    VD

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  10. If im betting lines...i'll go springa, jki, foulballs, over 350, jager,ct, rumspringa, jager, battlestar, and vd

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  11. No winners this week. But look for the lines for week 3 to be posted by Sat.

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