Week 3 Gambling Lines

Place your picks in the comments section below, if you pick 8 out of 9 correctly you win a free pitcher of the cheapest and most watered down beer available at Luckie’s!

Jagernauts vs. Kick Ass

Both teams have tied Free Ballin’ by a score of 3-3. Who will take gold in Week 3? Is there a medal for a tie? The odd couple on 3 Up, 3 Down set this line….Kick Ass (-1.5)

New Kickheads vs. Chubby Gangsters

The Kickheads took a kick to a different extremity in a Week 2 blowout loss at the hands of JKI. The Chubby Gangsters scored a blowout victory over the Foul Balls, who best bested the Kickheads in Week 1. These facts pushed the odds makers to set the largest line of Week 3….Chubbies (-7.5)

Foul Balls vs. JKI

Was the Week 2 offensive onslaught by JKI by anomaly, or have they been hiding secret weapons from the rest of the league? The Foul Balls have surrendered eight runs in their first two games and their offense exploded like a North Korean rocket test. Dennis Gholson plays for the Foul Balls….and I really like Dennis. That last sentence has nothing to do with the gambling line….JKI (-3.0)

Shake n’ Bake vs. 5 O’Clockers

The Odd Couple clashed on this week’s podcast when this line was set. I briefly considered closing all of my Bank of America accounts after seeing these titans of the banking industry squabble. I deposited a three year old voided check for $33.00 last month with Bank of America and those suckers accepted it. That last sentence also has nothing to do with this gambling line, but if you want the whole preview and you want to watch Matt “Drunk at Noon” Wellbrock have a showdown with the Commissioner over this line….then watch the podcast! The slightest edge goes to the Clockers (-0.5)

JFK vs. Burning Bridges

The Bridges scored a huge Week 2 win 3-2 over the reigning champs. The Dead Kennedys went PT-109 on the Angry Birds in Week 2. Have they righted the ship or will the Bridges ride the almighty mo’(mentum) into Week 3? We have to make a cop out line every week, so go ahead and Pick ‘em.

Moose Knuckles vs. Peanut Butter Jelly Time

There is a great sexual innuendo to be found using these two team names, but I’m not clever enough to come up with it right now. PBJ showed improvement in a 6-1 loss to Rumspringa, but the Moose Knuckles are riding high again after beating the Angry Birds by a touchdown in Week 2. We don’t expect this game to be a white knuckler as the team wearing sexual chocolate with the unfortunate anatomy should assert themselves. Moose Knuckles (-4.0)

Shake n’ Bake vs. PBJ

This will be the second half of a double-header for both squads. The Bakers will either be exalting in a huge win, or eager to cut the crusts off PBJ and finish this off quickly with a cold glass of milk. Shake n’ Bake (-6.0)

Free Ballin’ vs. Battlestar Ballsacktica

Both teams have yet to post a victory this season, but Free Ballin’ has played to two hard fought and impressive ties. They should be able to let loose against a Battlestar Ballsacktica team that is still trying to find its rhythm and gel. Free Ballin’ (-2.0)

Chicken Tetrazzini vs. Rumspringa

Members of these two teams enjoyed a friendly round of drink n’ golf on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Golf is a gentleman’s game, but it is the only sport that requires less running than kickball. Rumspringa has the speed to spring out front early and run away with this one. Rumspringa (-6.5)

Is 90’s week over already?