The Ballsacks got some 'splainin' to do! Who the heck do they think they are by not showing up and sending their super hero friends and villains in their places?! The Foulies had no chance! Stephanie Wacek and Alison Easterday sent Batman and Robin, Brandon Silver sent Spiderman, Peter Kuhr sent Reverse Flash, Joe Stumpo and Phil Tanner sent Superman and Captain America, Mike Graziano and Nicole Plesha sent Thor and Hulk (SMASH!!!), George Kiriazidis sent Bobby Digital (Wu Tang, baby!), Denny Leonard sent Wolverine, Karen Savell sent (dun dun DAH!) Wonder Woman, Jason Lantz sent the Punisher, Michael Machie and Erin Herring sent Flash and Storm, Jason Weiszek and Andy Tapley sent Venom and Yellowjacket. It was over before it started! (I must pause here and let everyone know that the world was saved even before the game started when "Danger" of the opposing team, decided to try and take a super dump on the heroes side of the ball field. His attempt was foiled when Flash grabbed him up and put him on the Foulies side before anyone noticed and before Danger got to finish his business... great job Flash! Hope no one slipped on the pile over there...)
The Supers came out kicking! Superman even kicked a triple! Yellowjacket struck a kicker out and Wonder Woman and the Punisher caught everything that came to them in the outfield with their awesome super powers. But Dennis Gholson of the Foulies was having nothing of it! He decided to make a super kick of his own and booted it almost over the bleachers for a single homerun to avoid the shut out!
With the final score at 6-2, the super heroes showed the Ballsacks how it's done to get a win... FINALLY! :)
Well, that's it. The write up is short and sweet because, um... I, um... you see I wasn't there and my friend Wonder Woman told me all about it. Yeah, that's it...
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