JFK hands the Dragos Their 1st Defeat



Editors note: this has nothing to do with this blog, I just thought it was awesome.



[You must read this in a very mean, monotone Russian accent]

Finally!! KGB officials have finally allowed us to release our top secret mission to crush all of you into submission to our Mother Russia. Although we can not release our strategy as of yet, we can report on the results only.....or be shot in the head a few times, which I think would hurt....a lot.....sooooo

The Dragos team was undefeated until JFK took control of the game in the 1st and 2nd inning last night. The dead Kennedy's shut down the top 4 kickers of the Dragos line up during the entire match up and forced the Ruskies to a slow start. The commies didn't fold, though. They had a solid defense the entire time. There were a few drops at first base which allowed runners to advance and eventually score....but only a few. Outstanding pop up catches were made by Erin Welch and Bryan Peña. The rest were bunts to the infield and nothing that would really surprise or impress the Soviets much....(Taunt! Taunt!!) The Russian pitching arms of Jesse Jones and Matt Wellbrock made it difficult but not impossible for JFK to make controlled bunts, and pop up kicks. The Dragos' pitching and the team's strong defense helped keep scores down to a minimum.

However, our KGB operatives did not do their jobs properly and switch out the balls to......I mean....our offense wasn't producing like we usually do and we were pretty much shut down in the first couple of innings...and, uh...we are used to bitterly cold Russian winters in Siberia and it was just too hot.....or something.


But it's all ok. We have been ordered to collect a list of names of the people on this JFK team and hunt them down one by one. We will have to brainwash all of them and assimilate them to become like us. And then we will release them back into American population where they will reak havoc upon your country by stealing everyone's left shoe. It will be mayhem, I tell you! We must break you! We must break you ALL!!

P.S.-The Soviet Silent Killer is ever lurking in the outfield waiting patiently for a fly ball and has yet to show off her Silent Killer skills...maybe because you are all fraidy-cat sissy girls and can't get it out there!! (Taunt alert! I'm taunting here!!! TAUNT!!!)

 

Мы должны разорвать вас.
Мы должны разорвать вас всех!