Kick Ass captain seen in Russia

*SPOILER ALERT* "Hey Jesse, what team are
you playing for in the Fall?"

Kick Ass captain, Manny Anderson, stepped off a plain back onto American soil today after making a scouting trip to Mother Russia. The question is, did he come back empty-handed?



In fact, he did not. And one of his signings just may surprise you...

Jesse "Who?" Jones is returning to the glory of his former team, and bringing his gun slinging with. Jesse is an excellent pitcher, and all around great defender, with speed on the base paths and an incredible desire to win. Picking Jesse back-up is a step in the right direction in ensuring Kick Ass has another stellar year, and an all around perfect fit.

Manny did not stop there however. If one Ivan Drago is good... two must be better right? That must be why Kick Ass's newest addition is former Foul Ball catcher Bryan "I Let People Pronounce My Name Wrong For 6 Months" Pena. This surprising pick-up adds a stand-out rookie catcher to the depth of Manny's continually growing arsenal of speed and athleticism.



They will break you!

If you didn't think Kick Ass was coming back with avengance after that Wentworth Trophy... you better think again!