Hi, my name is Marilee and I have a kickball problem. I think I see kickballers more than some family members. We play on Wednesdays, travel to tournaments, have cookouts, and generally become best friends forever. Yeah, we are all addicted. I’m okay with it…. Are you even reading this or did you just skip down to see who won and where your team placed? Ugh. I figured as much….
16. The Situation: Well I guess you were off preparing for your big win at the VBKO so, you’re excused. This time.
15. Foot Snipers: I hardly even know the majority of you, so this ranking could be off.
14. Chubby Gangsters: Rumor has it that you all were there, but left early. I saw no photographic evidence so I am left with hearsay. And that doesn’t stand up in a court of law or in the Bar Buzz.
13. Pitch Please: I like seeing you all out, you just need to catch my eye more. Meaghan, you have my full attention as we sit in our clubhouse under the stage.
12. Burning Bridges: You were there. More dancing please. Favoritism will only get you but so close to the top.
11. Chicken Tetrazzini: CT is your name, flip cup is your game.
10. JFK: I saw you out and I liked it. I wish I could see more of you!
9. Free Ballin: Oh Dana Pilz, you know the keys to my heart. I think your shirts look to similar to JFK’s after awhile and my poor waka bombed brain gets confused.
8. Rumspringa: You were there. I have a picture. But where did you go for the AMP?
7. Kick Ass: Stop trying to force Danger into my rankings. He did not pay to play therefore has no impact. And, he creeps me out.
6. New Kickheads: Thanks to Mimi’s pictures I see you had a nice group there. Thanks for being there, being fun, and knowing who to have photograph you.
5. 5 O’clockers: Welcome back friends. It was good to see you. Points to Britney and Courtney for looking at me and saying “Remember, we are the last faces you are seeing as you leave.”
4. Wasted Talent: This week’s awkward zombie biting picture topped last weeks. Thanks for making an effort to shine at Luckies.
3. Battlestar Ballsackticka: Ok, ok. I know we have some, um, disagreements about your rankings. But this week, I saw you. I heard you. I remembered you. And I got a picture of you. Well done.
2. PBJT: Oh my friends. I want to give it to us so badly but we got edged out simply in numbers. Trust me, I know we will prevail soon. (I mean, I write the damn thing. Eventually we will get it.)
1. Foul Balls: So much green all over the place. You did your thing. I like it.
MVP’s of the Week: Jiselle Anderson. She’s always happy and dancing around. Ever ready to take a WAKA bomb. And she is more than willing to embarrass you with flattery. I love you sissy. You earned this.
Special Dedication Award: All of you in the Waffle House 3 AM picture. I'm so, I'm so proud of you. Everything is adding up. You've been through hell and back that's why you're bad as fuck.
Keep on keepin on,
Marilee.
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