Situation fists pumps all over Ballsacks

Recap by Karen Savell

Ok, well CRAP!  The Ballsacks' plan didn't work out the way they intended.  They were hoping The Action News Team (The Situation) came home drunker than heck and severely jet lagged from the Founders Cup tourney in Vegas so they could sneak in a win under the radar, but dang it.....they recovered in time to kick butt once again.

 Battlestar came up to kick first and Michael Machie kicked a bunt off the ankle and popped up for an easy out.  The same exact thing happened to Mark "Rabbit" Thompson, then a bunt by Lorraine Adkins was scooped up by the charger for out #3.  DANG!!  That Sh.....um....stuff happened all night! Yep! Only one Ballsack player got on base in the game. Geoff "Nanna Nanna Boo Boo, I got on base and y'all didn't" Morehart prevented the total shut out by booting it to third and getting on base safely. Not one player was able to kick twice in the game.  That has NEVER happened in all of Ballsack history! (That I know of...i COULD be wrong, I've only been a Ballsack for a year...). The Sitch was efficient and shut Battlestar down to no runs....whatsoever....at allllllll.

  However, Battlestar showed some awesome moves on defense.  Some pretty sweet catches were made by MVPeter Kuhr, Philip "I GOT IT!!!" Tanner, Alison "Oh sh**, it's coming to me!!" Easterday, Kyle "Hell yeah, I got dis!" Rowley, and Michael "I'm bad!" Machie.  Kyle did his signature "slide under the ball at the last moment" catch as a kicker kicked a low pop up to the charger position.  Of course, he nailed it!!  Michael did pretty much the same move when he played charger during one inning.  The bases were loaded and a low line drive was kicked to his left. He grabbed it before it hit the ground and tagged the runner out going home for a double play. Sweetness times ten!!

    Overall, the Ballsacks did pretty well and didn't make silly mistakes or throw the ball around needlessly.  They played smart ball, but just couldn't get the kicking game going.  The Ballsacks all blame Michael Machie for screwing up the first kick because that set the tone for everyone else.  They plan to "do something" to him at their next get together, though it is unknown what it may be at this time.  Details are sketchy...it's been rumored to include Joe Stumpo, a tire iron and some maple syrup. Hmmmmm.....
The Sitch takes the 6-0 win.

     Hats off to The Situation! You are an awesome team! Good luck to you....though you sure won't need it.
 
Next up: Foot Snipers!  Ehhh....Foot Snipers, Schmoot snipers....we're all over you!  We'll be sure to bring some Lotrimine to keep away those Athelete's foot funguses...esesessses...Taunt! Taunt!   ;)