Well, it took me this long for my fingers to finally thaw out from kickballin' this past Saturday! The Bad News Beers took on some heavy competition as they suffered through a double header in rain, sleet, and snow for over 2 hours. Winter kickball ain't for sissies, people!!!! Everyone was drenched and shivering, but that didn't stop the die-hard kickballers from having some fun. Andrew Schlichte kept the BNB warm with his shots of Hot Fireball Cider! If you haven't tried it yet, you ain't livin'! Keeps you warm inside and out!
Anyway, lets get to some games! The first team to beat (AHHHahahahhahaaaa!!!!) was the Action News Team coming to you live from the south side!! The Sitch actually took it easy on them. The team led by captain Lasalle Blanks only beat the BNB by 9 runs, and the BNB put up a whopping ZERO points! Lets give it up for the BEERS! Andrew gave Lasalle some Fireball Cider and he agreed to give them 3 runs because of it, but that didn't happen. NEVER TRUST A SOUTHSIDER!!! Dangit, bribery usually works... That team is FULL of strong players with lots of talent. I can see why they are in the top 10 of the whole frickin' nation! So....as a birthday present for Scott Duncan, the BNB 'let' them take the win. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! It was difficult to hold back, though...Andrew almost screwed it up! Scott Duncan kicked a shallow line drive to right center field where Andrew ran up on it. He made a dramatic diving, rolling catch for an ESPN highlight reel play of the day!!! Dun nuh nuh! Dun nuh nuh!! Scott was so impressed with the rob that he ran out and gave Andrew a high five. Awesome moves, Andrew!
So the BNB let the Sitch win for a score of 9-0. No more Fireball Cider for you!!
(Insert awesome photo of Andrew Schlichte making a diving catch here...)
The second game of the day was against Beast Mode. The BM's took a POUNDING from...oh wait, that was only in my dreams...Well, right about this time all our toes were going numb and team members were doing odd ants-in-your-pants dances trying to keep warm. So we drank...and in so doing, the game was rather a close one! The BNB woke up around the 4th inning or so and put the heat on! Troy "Eat This SUCKA!" Southall decided to get this game over with and kicked the crap out of the ball. It went over the right fielder's head and kept on going. It decided to call in for permission to land about 5 minutes later in the next field over. Ok, I'm exaggerating...it was only 3 minutes. But STILL! Troy had enough time to run all the way home before the ball was even thrown back into the infield. DANG!!! I think he was able to do that because he couldn't feel his damn foot! ;)
(Insert photo of a little bitty ball still in the air far, far away SCREAMING from a
butt woopin' by Troy)
The game was a lot of fun with cutting up with the other team's players, taunting and calling their mothers insulting names. Hey, I can't help it if you didn't hear that part...It was a great game full of commoradary, commer...cumer..... friendship and mischief. Just how we Beers like it!!! The BM's win 5-7 by the skin of their teeth! Awesome fun game!!! Always a pleasure to play Beast Mode! :) Your mother is a hamster!! Get Brandon Silver some sticky stuff to put on his hands next time if he's gonna play first...Slippery Silver! Na Na Na Boo Boo!!!! ***BURP!!!***
Mother nature was being too cruel for any of the Beers to hang around after that. So they all hauled butt to the closest pub and/or went home and took an ass-scalding HOT shower! After drying off, a beer always makes thing better. Ahhhhhh!!!!!
Frickin' winter!!!!!
FEAR THE BEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
If ya wanna....I mean, you don't have to but it would be cool and stuff...
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