Guest Writer Bar Buzz!

Some  nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck, some nights I have to go to bed early because of grown up obligations.... Not as good as the song, but it's the truth. So I present this week's Bar Buzz written by Mr. Brian Neal! -M

16. Battlestar Ballsacktica

I could still see at the end of the night, so I guess George and his shirt didn't make it out.

Spots 15 through 9 brought to you by the all-time classic song, “Business Time” by Flight of the Conchords… because “Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love.”… and because I typed this at two in the morning during Relay For Life.

15. That Just Happened

“I might go to bed; I’ve got work in the morning.”

14. 5 O’Clockers

“Next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth.”

13. Chicken Tetrazzini

“Next thing you know we’re in the bedroom.  You’re wearing that same old, ugly, baggy t-shirt with the stain on it that you got from that team-building exercise you did for your old work several years ago.”

12. Kick Ass

“Two minutes in [Luckie’s] is better than one minute in [Luckie’s].”

11. Free Ballin’

“’Is that it?!’  I know what you’re trying to say girl.  You’re trying to say: ‘Aw yeah, that’s it!’”

10. Chubby Gangsters

“Then you tell me you want some more.  Well uh, I’m not surprised, but I am quite sleepy.”

9. Dirty Mike & the Boyz

“Business hours are over, baby!”

8. Who's Driving Home

We were mostly in disguise since we turned our game into the Slop Bowl.

7. New Kickheads on the Block

Strong start, but you disappeared faster than a fart at a fan factory.

6. Peanut Butter Jelly Time

You some crazy fools, but apparently you some crazy fools with bedtimes.

5. Foul Balls

Big numbers as usual, but wait!  Where the hell did you all go?  Were you borrowing the pumpkin chariot again?

4. Moose Knuckles

Good numbers, but someone or somemany are gonna need to step it up to take down the big boys.

3. Rumspringa

The uzh.  They piss excellence.

2. Pop Pop

Strong numbers through the night.  Drinking, dancing, gaming, posing, and a bit of stripper pole action.  Almost any other WAKA Wednesday and the belt would be yours, but you ran into The Juggernaut.

1. Misfits

Simone.  That is all... ... …

Ok, fine.  You people and your details.  Camber came to fight for the belt too... literally.  Lots of flip cup and whatever you want to call the ridiculousness that ensued when the pack of table tennis balls was opened.  Strong numbers in the AMP.  Kim made an appearance!  Plenty of dancing and they put on a stripper pole clinic.  But seriously, Simone, that faint smell of BS... that's the poachers beginning to stalk you to try to "recruit" you for their team.