Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Fall Preview - Chaotic KILFs

Captains:  Chris Storar, Eric Schessl, Josh Seidnitzer, Ted Phillips
Team Color:  Texas Orange
Spring Record: N/A
Seasons Played: 0
All-Time Record: N/A
Wentworth Trophies: 0

by Eric Schessl (KILF)
The KILFs, which stands for "Kickballers I'd Like To F***" (Editors Note: Friend Request?) are a new team coming to WAKA this season.  The main captain, Chris Storar, rounded up a bunch of his softball friends in an attempt to form a competitive team. When the team was little more than an idea, Chris had asked Eric Schessl, aka Eric the Bearded, to join him.  Chris and Eric along with some help from Josh and Ted who are their other co captains, have put together a very athletic team, albeit one that is short on experienced kickballers. To prepare the squad, the KILFs have had weekly practices and captains' meetings to bring everyone up to speed.

While a majority of the players to CK are new, there are a few good additions that were picked up on the free agent market. Justine Sumrell, formerly of Rumspringa, will bring some much needed experience for their ladies. Another girl, Kayla Via, followed Storar from the minor leagues and is a great bunter. Landon Barton has soccer experience, and can lay down a mean bunt.

They have plenty of speed all over the roster in Chris, Kippy, Landon, TJ, and Randall.  Brandon P. and Brandon C. have good deep kicks.  It will be interesting to see everything come together on WAKA Wednesday!

Team Roster:
Chris Storar
Eric Schessl
Ted Phillips
Brandon covington
Landon Barton
Tyler Bowman
Randall Hammond
Kippy Holbrooks
Kim Keith
Lisa Marie
Beka Napier
Trish Phillips
Jeff Phillips
Brandon Pickering
Chuck Simerick
Amy Spangler
Justine Sumrell
Kayla Via

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