Ballsagna Defeats Ball and Chain Gang

    Due to the government shut down I'm obligated to NOT tell you what happened at all about anything. But I will risk jail time to get this info out to all of you WAKA nerds!  Ballsagna played loosely to keep it fun and entertaining, but somehow they managed to run up the score anyway. Playing with a mixed up lineup and then going to an all-girls infield in the final 2 innings didn't keep the score as close as they wanted it. 
     Ballsagna kicked away as often as possible so the Ball and Chain Gang could get under it for some sweet catches.  (Kudos to the young lady out in left field!!!  She rocked that position all night with some awesome running catches!) However, 3 Ballsagna home runs were made in 1 single inning by Tim Paetz, Jon Lenard, and Stephen McGrew and before we knew it the score was 16-2, but the Ball and Chain Gang opted to continue playing.  And why not have some more fun?!  They were a great crew to play against and we were all enjoying ourselves. More kick aways led to more points, and the all-girl infield held them to no runs...twice.  Since she hardly ever gets any action in the outfield,   Karen "Silent Killer" Savell was pitching pepper at the plate and probably had them confused because they were coming in so fast! (slooooooooooooowwww....) And since outfield action is slow, she's burning up the bases on offense with 1.000 KA in the last 3 games.  (Yep, I'm bad!) Nicole Graziano continues to kick in scoring runs in the last 3 games as well.  Holly Lenard made an awesome catch as a catcher in the last inning to close out the game for a 22-2 win.  LADIES ROCK!!!!
  My stat person is sleeping on the job or working so hard he doesn't have time.  Either way, I don't have bragging stats for Kickball hippies like me, sorry!  Catch me next time!  Until then, here's an awesome action photo of...oh crap, the feds are coming!  Im outa here!!!

Wait!  I was just sharing information!  It's a legal photo!  I wasn't doing anything wrong!  I had every right to....oh, hey..., maybe those stripes would look good as a kickball jersey...hmmmmmmm