Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Ballsagna Came All Over Their Base!!

     Ballsagna decommissioned DCOMB with a big lopsided win Wednesday night. With the top of the line up pretty much getting on every time they came up, it was hard for Don't Come On My Base's crew to get into the game.
     It was noted later that night that if it weren't for Andrew Lowell's sac fly, that the top 5 in the lineup were 13-14 getting on base! Congrats go to Brad Kirby, Brian Neal, Mark Thompson, Andrew Lowell and Patrick Jones!  Dang, now that's a wicked lineup!!! Speaking of Andrew Lowell, with bases loaded he booted the stuffings out of the ball in deep left center field but little Dom Guarry got his fast little self under it for an awesome catch, resulting in Andrews sac fly and the only time he didn't get on base that night.

Imma bout to BUST this mo fo...

     There were several instances where bases were loaded and a few times Nicole Graziano came up with that situation.  She wasn't intimidated with 2 outs and bases loaded as she walloped one to shallow right field and cleared the bases with a triple!  Then again with bases full she was able to kick a double to bring in a few more runs.  She was on FIRE, baby! (I think I saw Holly go snuff out the flames in her hair after her triple...)
     Meanwhile defensively, Jen Miller was a ball hog at 2nd base. ;) Lots of line drives and pop ups came her way.  She destroyed their plans while catching every one of them with ease! The Silent Killer however had a little difficulty with a line drive boot to shallow left field. Running full stride back and to her right she went for it but it bounced off the boobs for a single.(Hey, any other night and I would have caught that, but NOOOOO....my ENTIRE family from Louisiana came up for graduation and came to see me play and that happens! Typical!!! :/ Oh well, it was nice having my own cheering section. :)
     DCOMB's defense had some nice plays as well. Dom pretty much OWNED left center.  He's gotten pretty quick and accurate with catches and throws and speed.  He was humpin' it the whole time and didn't let anything drop. DCOMB pitcher Jeff Shildt gave off a sexy grunt after each pitch as he put his ALL into every pitch. He was able to strike one of our kickers out with that wicked speed and spin. YIKES!
     In the final inning, we decided to put the RKI queen on the mound!  Nicole Graziano (5 RKI's for the night!) took the plate and was a little nervous.  Being a pitching virgin this season, it took a while to warm up.  With a few walks and kick pass gone wacko, Ballsagna was able to pull out of that inning with 2 runs going in.Whew!
     Sooooo, DCOMB had a big dose of Ballsagna face with a score of 12-2.
     Patrick Jones closed out his season with this awesome win.  He's got an amazing opportunity down in Florida so he and his family are packing up and heading south.  We hate to see him go as he is one of the best 1st basemen/deep kickers in the league.  He's got many years of kickball under his belt including being an Emperor's Club 3-peat champ. It was a pleasure getting to know you PJ and an honor to have played with you!  May all your future endeavors be as successful as your kickball career! Hat's off to PJ!!! Farewell, buddy! :,)

Dream team!! Drool...


BALLSAGNA FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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