Week 11 Results

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Battlestar 8, Breaking Brad 2

Jacob Kirsteatter sparked the Battlestar offense as they rolled over Breaking Brad in the final week of the regular season.  Aaron Thompson executed the rare unassisted outfield double play as he made a catch and then barely caught a Battlestar runner on the foot just before crossing home.

Plan B 9, Foul Balls 0

Joe “P.O.T.W.” Presault sat down not one, but two Plan B players with a kick pass.  However, he was like the little Dutch girl with her finger in the dam as Plan B did what the Plan B do: scored lots of runs.

Kick Ass 5, Ballz Deep 4

Both teams were a little short staffed in this prime time affair, which probably led to the high score.  Kick Ass rebounded from an early 3-0 deficit behind the offense and pitching of Derrick Robbins and Bryan “No Shoes” Moore completed the comeback scoring in the bottom of the fourth.  Amroth Hough tried to show up No Shoes by playing with one shoe on due to a broken toe as she still made plays in the field for Ballz Deep.

Kick in a Box 10, New Kickheads on the Block 7

There was a veritable offensive explosion in this contest with Kick in a Box having just a little more firepower in the end.  Craig Dietrich somehow found some sewage waste to jump in during the game, so the runs were probably due to KIAB players trying to round the bases and get off the field as quick as possible.  Mark “Stink” Schlereth would be proud.

PBJT 11, Chaotic KILFS 1

Since I’ll actually miss the rug pisser and yelling “Leeeet’s go Jelly!”  I’ll let Eric Schessel handle this recap: “The KILFs played solid in a loss to PBJT. Chris Storar was a beast at charger. They made no mistakes on defense. PBJT just kept the ball away from their key players. Eric Schessl went 2-2 with a single and a double for 3 RKIs, and pitched two solid innings including the 5th to close out the game.”

You will be missed sir.

JFK 12, Ballsagna 1

B allsagna kept it knotted at 1-1 through most of the game before the potent JFK offense exploded.  Poland probably “kept it close” during the first 5 minutes of World War II also.

WAKAholics 3, Don’t Come on My Base 2

Too many hashtags to actually figure out what happened, but the WAKAholics barely came out on top in this meeting of VA Peninsula rookie squads.

Rumspringa 10, WAKA Shame 0

WAKA Shame came dressed for success, but it was not to be theirs as Rumspringa wrapped up the #1 seed going into the tournament.  Ryan Greene starred in the outfield for WAKA Shame in his Zapp Branigan-style  velour shirt.  Victoria Davis saw her first inning on the hill.

Boom! 8, Airwrecka and Friends (Erica’s Balls) 2

The Lady Boomers helped push across 4 runs in the second inning and they never looked back cruising to the win.  Captain Phil Baltzis celebrated his birthday in style driving in 3 of the Boom! runs.  On the defensive side, Scotty Harrell produced a web gem by pegging out a Airwrecka base runner streaking home from left field.