Week 5 Gambling Lines

You know the drill by now. Post in the comments who you think will win in week 5 (taking into account the points spread), and if you get all 9 picks right, you'll win a free pitcher at Luckie's!

NOTE: This is not to be used for actual gambling, because you know, that's illegal, and we wouldn't want that. Plus, I'm pulling the majority of these lines straight from my ass. 


Battlestar Ballsacktica (+2.5) vs. #5 Chubby Gangsters (-2.5)
Andy Tapley's BB squad will look to rebound after a big loss against VD, while the Gangsters want to keep piling up the wins. 

#8 Chicken Tetrazzini (-2.5) vs. Off in the Corner (+2.5)
Off in the Corner is still searching for win number 1 this week, as they square off against their former teammates on Chicken Tetrazzini

#1 The Emperors Club (-3.5) vs. #9 Moose Knuckles (+3.5)
The VIPs have one of the league's best defenses (1.0 runs allowed per game), while the Moose Knuckles have scored more runs than any other team (6.6 per game). 

Jiminy Kick-It (+5.5) vs. #4 5 O'Clockers (-5.5)
The rookies on JKI will try to contain the Clockers explosive offense. Quite the task.  

Saved by the Balls (+5) vs. #8 Chicken Tetrazzini (-5)
The Balls would love nothing more than to upset the Angry Birds in pink. 

#10 New Kickheads (+2.5) vs. #7 Jagernauts (-2.5)
NKotB is out to prove they have the right stuff against their first top 10 opponent. 

#2 Vicious & Delicious (-2) vs. #4 5 O'Clockers (+2)
This should be the game of the night between two very talented teams. 

#3 Just For Kicks (-9.5) vs. Saved by the Balls (+9.5)
#6 Rumspringa (-8) vs. Foul Balls (+8)
Rumspringa and JFK have had the two toughest schedules in the league up until this point. Both of these teams will be looking forward to facing some of the lower tiered teams in week 5.