Zach Galifinakis is Missing!

Got this e-mail forwarded to me from Jen Nardi earlier in the week.

Zack went missing last night.....

 

Zack, while wearing his green FB shirt w/ no pants (of course), was having a great time playing flip cup, dancing and modeling with other waka players. He took a 5 minute break to sit at a high-top table and reflect on the evening (and catch his breath from all the craziness) and was not to be seen again.

 

Have you seen him? Did a fellow Foulie take him home by any chance?

 

The bouncer said he saw him leaving with someone in green but I am somewhat skeptical about that and think he may have been referring to Zack's green shirt.

 

Please let me know if you have him, witnessed the kidnapping or have any other related information.....

 If you have any information on the whereabouts of Mr. Galifinikis, please contact the Commissioner's office. We are conducting a full and thorough investigation. Poor Nardi has not rested since Wednesday, but she should know, we already have a few suspects...

NKotB's Amanda Hassell made out with
Galifinikis on Wednesday night. Could
she have taken him home with her?

Mimi Gill and Laura Shayder snuck Zach into the ladie's
room at Luckie's. Don't know what exactly they did with
him in there, but it is suspicious.

Dan Wright and Patrick Hanlon got pretty
freaky with Zach on the dance floor. Could
they be the culprits? 

The search continues...