Bar Buzz Week 4

Well Pen Div... here we sit on the brink of Week 5 and the stakes have never been higher. We've got some mainstays and epic veterans "running" our social scene but let's face it  - we're just warming up! The Bar Buzz is up for anyone's grabs. And just to further our point - we're gonna switch things up (you can thank me later) and rank everyone from top to bottom. So strap on your big girl panties (and you're rhyming skillz) and let's see just who can take it ALLLLLLL THE WAYYYYYYY this week.

Well look who finally decided to show up! 

#16 Lick It Before You Kick It
#15 Kick Ass
#14 Chubby Gangsters
#13 Shake N' Bake
#12 Foul Balls
#11 Rumspringa
#10 Battlestar Ballsacktica
#9 Just for Kicks






#8 Burning Bridges: EIGHT is PICK A MATE.  Burnin' finally found their way into the "narrated" top half. And their mate of choice is obviously those plus leather couches that they can't seem to step away from. Congrats!... now if they could only leave their cushy lounge spot and join the rest of the party.

Couch Drinking. Almost as good as Day Drinking.

#7 Jagernauts:  SEVEN is HEAVEN. Or not. (Unless you're Captain Justin Littell who did this brilliant video). This was a rough week for the 'Nauts. Although they partied hard with Kickball greats like Mike "Curved Balls" Seals and Kim "Don't Hate Me Because You Ain't Gray Like Me" Merritt. They even got the first of the flip cup games going. But this week was the classic game of the Tortoise and the Hare for the Jagers. And it appears slow and steady was not their forte, instead our Hare wore itself out way too early (like before FOX news early).


#6  5 O'Clockers: SIX is CHICKS. Those Clocker chicks really seem to keep this team alive. Although there's no doubt that their new male blood is just waiting to bust on through. Will their foces combine to take this #1 team to the top?


#5 Vicious and Delicious: FIVE's ALIVE. VD had just enough this week to keep them moving. Can they find their way beyond making the Buzz JUST by the skin of their teeth?

I'll help you get you balls off the floor
if you'll help me with mine

#4 Free Ballin: FOUR is FLOOR. Which is where your balls might be if they were in fact free... but I digress. The floor it's also where you could find the Ballers at the end of the night. Honestly, watching these kids, I have to wonder if some team might actually take the belt for themselves more than twice this season. It's certainly possible here - with no help from their red jersey color of choice of course.

Who will win?

#3 Jimminy Kick It: THREE is ME. Well, when you win the Bar Buzz Belt and get to strut your stuff at the bar - there really isn't anything more important than "moi" for that particular week. So it's fitting that our Crickets would find themselves in top three this week. But take it easy Pen Div - with the consistent performance they've been throwing down they just might stay in the top for a very, very long time (much like that cricket you just can't quite locate and subsequently get rid of).

NKOTB Creating Chaos

#2 New Kickheads on the Block: TWO is ZOO. And that's what precisely what the New Kickheads created - from the flip cup table to the dance floor. In Week 4 the remind us that they should always fear the dragon (what? is that real??) or maybe we should just fear people with crazy hair in navy jerseys. Certainly it's only time that will tell.
























#1 Chicken Tetrazinni: ONE and DONE.  Or is it ONE and WON?? Depending on what those Angry Birds can do in the upcoming weeks, I suppose we'll have our answer. They performed with both quality and quantity this week, outstaying everyone at the bar (but again, you don't HAVE to do that... you just HAVE to make a showing and an effort). And reminded us what its like to be matured, veteran party performers who don't need to get all ridiculous to have a good time.

Until Next Time   - Bottom's Up!
xoxo Gossip Girl