Battlestar Takes Another Loss. Oh , the Torture!!!

What just happened??? THAT just happened! TJH dealt a blow to the Ballsacks for an upset 2-4 win.  This 7:30 (8:30???) game was a thriller for the first few innings, but then Battlestar lost its edge and the wheels fell off of this game.  First of all, MVPeter Kuhr called in sick at the last second and that threw off the team's total concentration right there. He has since been banned from posting on the BB Facebook page until an official apology has been made. Or he could buy us all beer at Luckies, either one...
 The first inning brought in some runs for both teams.  Michael "The Machine" Machie was kicked in by Mark "Rabbit" Thompson's single bunt. (Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise...) Machie was on first and ran to third, but the throw was way off and Machie ran in for an easy score. 1-0!!  (Can we stop here???Pleeeeeeeze?)
 TJH came up and kicked a few runs in to make it a close 2-1.  Gotta stop here and give a shout out to my man, Geoff Morehart!  This ex-Ballsack is LOOKING GOOD! As we all know, he suffered a bad knee injury back in October and had to get that sucker repaired.  It's the first time the Ballsacks have seen him back in action and we just have to say.....DUDE!!!  YOU'RE ON THE WRONG TEAM!!!!  WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON??? HOW COULD YOU ABANDON US????  WTF??? OMG!!!! SMH!!!!  Seriously though, Geoff is out there running around and pitching like it never happened and we are so thrilled to see him doing so well, even though it's for another team. (TRAITOR!!!) Way to go, Geoff!

Miscellaneous photo of the Ballsack team last year (Fall season) because no one bothered to take photos of us last week.   Traitor Geoff Morehart included...

 Inning 3 is where things got nasty.  The Ballsacks were in position to score a few runs when Andrew Schlichte came up to kick.  With one out and bases loaded, he kicked away...or tried to. I think it went toward the right side somewhere. either way, he was thrown out for out #2, and a run went in making it 2-2, but someone told Jason Lantz to turn and look at third base, where he was promptly tagged out.  The SAME dang thing happened last week when the Silent Killer went up to kick!  Same dang scenario!!  The double play took the wind out of their sails and fell flat for the rest of the game.Who could be that 3rd base coach that's telling them to turn and look, you ask? Well, I won't name any names (GK) or anything, that wouldn't be nice. Besides, he (Big G) feels bad that it keeps happening, and he's (Guac loving Greek Freak) elected to give up that spot so someone else can feel the pressure of calling those plays.  It's all good, though! Battlestar will live to kick butt another day!  No harm done.  It's just a frickin' game, right??! We love you, George! ;) Wait, did I just say his name? Oh crap...
 Anyway, the Ballsacks fall 2-4 and have a 1-2 record at the moment.  They have several TOUGH games ahead in their schedule and Joe Stumpo, with his Italian mafia background, is planning on a trying out a few torture devices on fellow teammates.  The devises have been stored up in his attic for a while and he said "It's time to take them out and get them serviced and in working order. The thumbcrusher is my favorite! But even small plastic devices work just as well.  For instance, every time someone doesn't get on base, or drops a ball,  I'm gonna tie that person down and make them listen to "Kumbiaya" about 50 times, then pry their weeping eyes open to watch episodes of Honey Boo Boo and Kardashians.  Then I will offer them a spork to gouge said weepy eyes out. It'll be fun!"

"Didn't get on base?? Pick a color."-Joe Stumpo

Umm....I think I wanna be on another team now.... :(