Monday, June 17, 2013

It's the Bar Buzz (bitch)



“There’s only two types of people in the world. The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe.” That’s right kids, it’s Britney week.  Let’s kick this off in style…




16. Misfits “When I'm not with you I lose my mind. Give me a sign. Hit me baby one more time.” Whomp whomppppp

15. Battle star “ Oops!...I did it again to your heart. Got lost in this game”  You’re there, you’re not there. Inconsitency is your style, kinda like Britney’s sanity at times.

14. Chubby Gangstas  “I make believe That you are here It's the only way I see clear What have I done You seem to move on easy.”  I guess, I need you Chubbies.

13. Kick Ass “Love me hate me, Say what you want about me, But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy.”  Love you, hate you, I just know I missed you.

12. Pop Pop I'm looking at a picture in my hand. Trying my best to understand. I really want to know what we did wrong  With a love that felt so strong. If only you were here tonight, I know that we could make it right.”  There were a significantly small number of yellow shirts around. I cried a small tear.

11. 5 O’Clockers  “Whatchu gonna do when the crowd goes Ayo? Why you standin' on the wall? Music startin' everywhere.. Why don’t you do something??”  Come on, show me some of that winning magic.

10. Free Ballin  “You're the star now, welcome to the big league. They all want a pic, they all wanna see, see, see. What you're made of... what you're gonna do. Is life gonna get the best of you?”  Falling off happens to everyone.  Just ask Brit Brit. She shaved her head and hit a car with an umbrella. She’s fine now and you can be too!

9. Dirty Mike and the Boyz Boys! Sometimes a girl just needs one…”  Although, a few more of you couldn’t hurt things.

8. Chicken Tetrazzini  “Lately, I've been stuck imagining what I wanna do and what I really think. Time to blow out. Be a little inappropriate, 'cause I know that everybody's thinkin' it when the light's out”  Time to make some moves up the rankings a bit!

7. NKOTB Feels like I'm caught in the middle. That's when I realize... I'm not a girl, Not yet a woman. All I need is time, A moment that is mine, While I'm in between.” The middle of the pack may seem like a hard place to be, but think about how poor Britney felt!

6. Moose Knuckles “I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17. Don't matter if I step on the scene Or sneak away to the Philippines.”  It’s my favorite one and I write this so….. yeah.

5. Who’s Driving Home  And I love what you do. Don’t you know that you’re toxic?”  Dancing and shots per usual. Switch it up. Maybe some choreography from Ms. Spears???

4.  PBJT “What's practical is logical. What the hell, who cares? All I know is I'm so happy when you're dancing there.”  Good to see you!!!!!  I was told to watch out for you next week. Don’t let me down J

3. Rumspringa  I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the music.  It's like a competition, me against the beat.  I wanna get in the zone, I wanna get in the zone. If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm.”  I swear you were all there, I ate some snacks and there were four of you there. Dancing and fun always helps, because who doesn't like a little dirty dancing.

2. Foul Balls Superstar, Where you from, hows it going? I know you. Gotta clue, what you're doing?”  We will miss you Jenn Nardi!


1. That Just Happened  “All the eyes on me in the center of the ring. Just like a circus.”  I told you, it’s not about numbers. It’s about mingling, dedication, and friendship. TJH point blank asked me what they needed to do. I told them “Start the epic dance battle. Or get naked.” And that, boys and girls, just happened. 


So in conclusion…..



<3 Marilee

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