Week 10 Gambling Lines

Week Ten Waka Wednesday Eve is a big sports night as the Spurs and Heat face off in Game 3 and our boys in red, white and blue battle Panama in a CONCACAF match.  I’ll be focused on the hardwood and the pitch, so I’m just taking the readers along for the ride.  I’m going to be just like fellow Furman University alum, Clint Dempsey, and do three things phenomenally well at the same time.

Kick Ass (-3.0) over The Misfits

Earvin “Magic” Johnson during the pregame show: “Manu can only score one way: shooting the pullback jumper, or driving to the basket”.  Manny Anderson can beat you only one way: by being ridiculously fast and devilishly good-looking.

Rumspringa (-1.5) over Foul Balls

Michael Wilbon sounds really pretentious when he addresses Magic Johnson by his government name, “Earvin”.  Did they know each other in elementary school?  It’s like when I call Wellbrock “Matt”.  It feels wrong and leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. 

Battlestar Ballsacktica (-2.0) over Chubby Gangsters

White House Down previews…stop teasing.  I really want to know who wins in that one-on-one game between Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx.  I have a strange feeling that Tatum dominates.  I tried to think of someone on Battlestar to compare to Channing Tatum.  Seriously, I really tried.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time (-2.0) over The Misfits

The Spurs lead the Heat at the end of the first quarter 24-20.  Tiago Splitter is playing well on both ends of the floor.  There’s hope for us big goofy white dudes Brent Obershaw, Keith Morehart, Rob Kroll, Jason Burnette.

That Just Happened vs. Rumspringa: Pick ‘Em

The soccer match hasn’t kicked off yet, but it’s essential for the U.S. Men’s National Team to score the win and earn crucial World Cup qualifying points.  Likewise, this is a pivotal game for both TJH and Rumspringa.  The winner could solidify a position in the top 4 for the June 22^nd tournament.

Moose Knuckles (-0.5) over Battlestar Ballsacktica

Both teams have gone cold four minutes into the second quarter.  I bet Jeremy Edge is a big Norris Cole fan…it just kind of makes sense.

Pop Pop (-5.0) over Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Spurs take a ten point lead with 4:35 left in the first half. 

That Just Happened (-11.5) over New Kickheads

I’m tired and there’s really not much to say about this game.  It’s about as interesting as Tuesday Night Book Club at Tim Duncan’s house.

Moose Knuckles (-9.5) over Chicken Tetrazzini

Is anyone still reading this?

5 O’Clockers (-12.5) over Who’s Driving Home

Bill Simmons informed me that several Spurs players were late to the stadium because there was heavy traffic.  Good to see that issue has played a major role in their play.

That Just Happened (-9.5) over Chicken Tetrazzini

Team USA is wearing white tonight in Seattle, same as That Just Happened.  I’m expecting a win from both.

Free Ballin’ (-10.5) over Dirty Mike and the Boyz

Did Mike Miller and Chris “Birdman” Anderson make cameos in The Other Guys as Dirty Mike and the Boyz?