George Kiriazidis bringin' the Greek HEAT! |
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teams only made a single run in the first inning, then in the 3rd inning bases were
loaded with Mark "Rabbit" Thompson up to kick. Everyone expected a kick away,
but the Rabbit bunted down first instead and kicked in score #2 for Ballsagna
with a bobble at home plate. But that's the last time they scored. There were a
few instances where the ball was thought to be still live and the Ballsagna
runners advanced only to be brought back by a ruling from the home ref causing
frustration and irritable Balls. (I hate it when that happens!)
In the 4th
inning the Foulies had a runner on 2nd and kicked away. The ball found a hole in
the Ballsagna defense between 2nd base and left center field where it fell
through and the 2nd base runner advanced home for a 3-2 score. In the 5th
inning, Nicole Plesha made her debut (from getting married and honeymooning and
silly things like that) and kicked a double to advance the runner in front of
her to 3rd where he tried to make a sneaky move and run home for the tie, but he
was hunted down and tagged by charger Joe Preseault and greatly diminished the
Ball's chances to score.
"What should my strategy be, Joe?"
"Well, I really think you need to deversify your portfolio and invest more in commodities and bouncy red objects...You can't lose! Trust me! Let's talk over WAKA Bombs later tonight!"
In the end the Foulies squeak out a win over Ballsagna, 3-2. It looks like Ballsagna still isn't fully cooked... they're looking a bit "runny" around the edges so it's back in the oven again... we might try 400 degrees this time. (Man, when is this dish gonna get done?! I got my fork and I'm ready!!)
Next week, stay tuned for the Battle of the Balls!!! Yep, it's the much anticipated match between Battlestar and Ballsagna! Who's gonna get mauled?! Takin' bets right now! :P
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