18 Teams / 18 Questions

by Eric Schessl

1)  The Situation (7 Votes/70 Points): 

Sitch stole all the first place votes this week.  Why do we never hear about this, or kickball in general, on 13 News Daybreak?

2)  Just For Kicks (62 Points):

With no first place votes but a better run differential and a tie against Sitch, what more will it take to get some love? 

3)  Kick Ass (53 Points):

How many pushups can Manny do, and will they help move Kick A$$ up the rankings?

4)  Pop Pop (45 Points):

Are there betting lines on Nick Schmidt taking his GF from PBJT after the season, for nothing more than keeping the rivalry going?

5)  5 O’Clockers (45 Points):

I wonder how many more falling domesticated animals Brent Wentworth will catch this week?  The bigger question is, who’s dropping them from planes in the first place?

6)  Free Ballin (31 Points):

If WAKA had coupons, is there any doubt that Bundy would literally have ALL of them and not share them with anyone else?

7)  Rumspringa:

They’ve had a rough go of it the first 5 weeks with a harsh schedule.  Would more accessories for Matt Wellbrock give the team a boost?

8)  Peanut Butter Jelly Time:           

Undefeated through the first half of the season!  How many more teams will they tie over the next 5 weeks?  Is there a single season record for ties?

9)  Boom!:

Boom! has been in the top 10 all season long, and continues to play tough.  Can they get through the next few weeks with wins to stay where they belong?

10) Ballsagna:            

After an 0-2 start, the ingredients in this recipe have started to blend.  It smells like a 3-0 win streak as they go into the oven.  How will it taste when the kitchen timer goes off Wednesday night?

11)  Chubby Gangsters: 

CG fought hard and made a lot of people poor last week by beating the spread. Can they do it again against The Situation?

12) Chaotic KILFS:     

A 4-1 record as a rookie team is pretty darn good.  How will they fare as they move into their brutal second half of the season?

13) Battlestar:

These guys know how to put up runs.  If they can shore up their defense, is there any doubt that they will climb up the poll rankings?

14) Foul Balls:

The only team with a winning record, but a minus in their run differential.  Their defense is getting the job done.  Will the offense be able to step up and meet the challenge?

15) Balls So Hard:      

Brad and Margaret have a good group of drinkers and kickballers.  If WAKA incorporated chugging as they ran bases, would BSH be higher in the rankings?

16) Kickin’ Atoms:     

When did Randy Johnson start playing kickball?

17) New Kickheads On The Block:

Amanda is known for her use of a white erase board at games which is pretty unique.  Is there any reason why she’s not using it to draw up crazy plays for her offense and defense? 

18) Ball & Chain Gang:         

Amelia has this team on the right track.  I think they can drink any team under the table.  But can they pull out a W in the second half of the season?