The WAKA Peninsula Power Rankings

There's a new ranking system in town, and it's called:

The WAKA Peninsula Power Rankings.

Things and stuff just. Got. Real.

When I stepped up to help Brent and Keith, our Kickball Overlords, (Yes, Overlords. The amount of work and time they put in to stuff around here is worthy of such titles, and kickball virgins should be sacrificed to them weekly. Not really though). Anyways, when I stepped up to lend a hand, I noticed that submissions for the regular Coach's Poll was inconsistant and lacking. Not a knock on anyone who did or did not participate of course. Work, school, and other excuses that take people away from all things kickball do arise.

So what's the solution? What awesome thing are you introducing to the GMOT for those individuals who enjoyed seeing the rankings? Calm down folks, I'm getting to it..... Rather than have a single weekly poll, I thought it would be fun to have a few dedicated individuals whom I know would be able to provide feeback on a regular basis create their own unique ranking formula each week (think NCAA style with Media Poll, AP Poll, etc.). Now, their names are stricken from the record unless they want to come out and identify themselves voluntariy. (Or I get bribed. I like Sierra Nevada and St. George beer, and I also accept cash.) Their formulas are their own creations and will not be shared. Heck, I don't even know them.

All that said, there are FOUR different individuals who created their own formula and name for their ranking, and here they are in no particular order:

The Glockenspiel Report
1. Just For Kicks
2. The Situation
3. 5 O'Clockers
4. Pop Pop
5. Kick Ass
6. Free Ballin'
7. Rumspringa
8. Boom!
9. Chubby Gangsters
10. Foul Balls
11. Chaotic KILFs
12. Peanut Butter Jelly Time
13. Battlestar
14. Ballsagna
15. Kickin' Atoms
16. Balls So Hard
17. New Kickheads on the Block
18. The Ball and Chain Gang

Penalties for Upsets and Bonuses for Exceptional Showings (PUBES) Ranking
1. Just For Kicks
2. The Situation
3. Boom!
4. Kick Ass
5. Peanut Butter Jelly Time
6. Pop Pop
7. Ballsagna
8. 5 O'Clockers
9. Foul Balls
10. Chaotic KILFs
11. Battlestar
12. Rumspringa
13. Free Ballin'
14. Balls So Hard
15. Kickin' Atoms
16. New Kickheads on the Block
17. Chubby Gangsters
18. The Ball and Chain Gang

The Beyers-Rank
1. The Situation
2. Just For Kicks
3. Kick Ass
4. 5 O'Clockers
5. Pop Pop
6. Boom!
7. Peanut Butter Jelly Time
8. Free Ballin'
9. Rumspringa
10. Foul Balls
11. Ballsagna
12. Chubby Gangsters
13. Battlestar
14. Chaotic KILFs
15. New Kickheads on the Block
16. Kickin' Atoms
17. Balls So Hard
18. The Ball and Chain Gang

The Step Above "Closing Your Eyes and Throwing Darts at a Board" Report
1. The Situation
2. Just For Kicks
3. Kick Ass
4. 5 O'Clockers
5. Pop Pop
6. Boom!
7. Peanut Butter Jelly Time
8. Free Ballin'
9. Rumspringa
10. Foul Balls
11. Ballsagna
12. Battlestar
13. Chubby Gangsters
14. Chaotic KILFs
15. Kickin' Atoms
16. New Kickheads on the Block
17. Balls So Hard
18. The Ball and Chain Gang

So, which report do you like best? Which one(s) are the most accurate? Let the weekly debates and discussions begin!