Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Smokin' Bunts Fumigates Fireballs

Photos by Dottie Wentworth



 So, Captain "Tiny Tim" Nellis had a plan.  Or 2, rather.  One was to go easy on them and the other was to pummel them into oblivion. Well, to the dissatisfaction of the captain and the entire Smokin' Bunts team, we went for the latter.  Why?!  They didn't bring any damn Fireball!!!!!  Who the heck do they think they are?!  That's false advertisement!!!!!! Therefore the Captain told us to unleash hell, so we did!!! The score? 1-0, but that's not the point!!  The point is there was no damn Fireball to consume!!! Sh**! :/

Proof that Timothy Nellis was making last minute decisions on whether or not we got any fireball. 
Shane Chambers is trying to talk him down and keep things calm.

   So anyway, the game was basically a defensive one, with Smokin' Bunts delivering a shut out for the second straight week.  The only run for the entire game went to Smokin' Bunts Karen "Silent Killer" Savell kicked in by Casey Heck in the first inning and thats where the score stayed. Come to think of it, Mr Tim "I'm opening up a can of whoop ass all over them!" Nellis put our logos on our shirt 2 weeks ago, too. Coincidence?!  I think not!

John Vrooman delivering the thunder!
Andrew Schlichte-"Is that guy wearing a thong?"

Casey Heck pointing at thong wearer who doesn't happen to have any Fireball to share

     As I said, both teams put up some good defensinve plays. Fireballs made some accurate throws and good catches.  Felicia Griffin and George Kiriazidis of Smokin' Bunts made some nice catches at 2nd base and shortstop.  There was a kick made over 2nd base when Melissa Aaron was there but it hit the tips of her fingers and she wasn't able to get under it but she was able to deflect it to Andrew "Here I Am To Save The Day" Schlichte playing right center field.  It bounced around on his chest, to his arms, to his elbow, to his chest, then his hand, and finally to his face and arms again for the final squeeze and a solid catch.  Good job Smokin' Bunts!

Bragging rights---The Silent Killer has gotten on base every game and scored in the last 2 with Casey Heck kicking her in every time.  Who will break the streak?

Over and out
Roll em and smoke em...





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