Pitcher - Christopher Storar (Chaotic Kilfs)
Christopher has the arm strength to charge and the athleticism
to catch which makes him one of the best defensive pitchers in the league. Add in his offensive prowess and it’s clear
why the voters selected him as the best pitcher in the Tortolini Realty
Conference.
Catcher - Jeremy Smithey (Hotdogs and Tacos)
Jeremy was a major factor toward the league’s success this
past season. Not only was he one of the
captains which requires an immense amount of time and patience, he was one of
our outstanding permanent refs as well as one of the hosts of the 3 Up 3 Down
podcast. After succeeding at each of
these thankless jobs, he has earned the recognition of his peers who have voted
him to the Tortolini Realty Conference First Team.
Charger - CJ Smith (Chaotic Kilfs)
Only a few seasons into his career, CJ has quickly emerged
as one of the best chargers in the entire league. Leading his team to be champions of the
Tortolini Realty Conference Tournament, it was no wonder that he had more first
place votes than any other male in the All-Peninsula Tortolini Realty
Conference voting.
First Baseman - Michael Ottman (Hotdogs and Tacos)
Hotdogs and Tacos couldn’t have finished the regular season
undefeated without several talented players.
Michael was one of three Hotdogs accompanying one Taco on the Tortolini
Realty Conference First Team. His performances
on offense, defense, and the social game shined through earning him Tortolini
Realty Conference First Team honors.
Outfielder - Michael Kern (Hotdogs and Tacos)
The smooth lefty co-captain of Hotdogs and Tacos cannot be
underestimated on the field or he will make you pay. He will also stare down all challengers as a
head ref and then drink them under the table.
Outfielder - TJ Bowman (Chaotic Kilfs)
TJ joins three other Chaotic Kilfs on the Tortolini Realty
Conference First Team matching Hotdogs and Tacos with the most representatives. One of the nicest guys off the field, he will
make you pay for your indiscretions on it.
Utility - Keith Morehart (Bad News B E E R S)
Taking on the challenge of captaining a team of mostly
rookies, Keith unselfishly placed his teammates anywhere and everywhere only
allowing himself to fill in as needed.
But countering any variability with defensive positioning is Keith’s
ability to consistently kick bombs on offense.
Female - Noelle Walsh (Foul Balls)
With more first place votes than anyone else in the
Tortolini Realty Conference, male or female, it’s clear that Noelle’s stellar ability
and leadership is known throughout the league.
Female - Diane Griffin (Chaotic Kilfs)
Diane has been steadily improving her game on the field each
season she has played in an attempt to catch up to her top notch social
prowess. The voters have recognized her
combined talents this season honoring her with a spot on the Tortolini Realty
Conference First Team.
Female - Erin Small (Foul Balls)
The ladies carried the torch for Foul Balls this season
claiming two spots on the Tortolini Realty Conference First Team. Erin showed the boys how it’s done throughout
the season. It’s evident that her next
step is world domination.
Female - Elizabeth Snyder (Hotdogs and Tacos)
Elizabeth has quickly proven that she may be the
most dangerous line drive kicker in the Tortolini Realty Conference so it was
no doubt she would make an appearance on this list.
Next up, we delve into the results of the nearly impossible task of deciding how to rank the immense talent within the Jungle Gym Conference.
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